I had a friend take me out for ice cream. What else do you do when your ride's been pinched? Good stuff, this gelato place. Especially the salted caramel.
So coming back, there it was, parked along the street. Under some cherry blossoms. My bike. Minor damage to the ignition panel. Gas level about the same. Seems to run fine.
My best guess is that they started it up, drove it a block, realized it only looked like a powerful bike, and then thoughtfully parked it near by.
Not an entirely bad day after all: ice cream, my bike back, and Cherry Blossoms, still falling.